May 2013
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ofuckme:
theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert
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getoffmybloghoe:
started from the bottom
now we here
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leonardsmccoy:
she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and dammit jim, i’m a doctor
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
sexting-inchurch:
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
accidentally?
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
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textpoops:
foreveralone-lyguy:
hitlervevo:
im like 500% sure that those yahoo people are going to get on tumblr and read posts about people shipping clothes and obama fanfiction and bad puns and get convinced that we are meth addicts and are gonna call the police
how the hell do you ship clothes
You put them in a box, put someone’s address on the box, and take the box to the post office
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grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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dearmisswhite:
crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
whatsgoingon12:
riddlemehiddleston:
things that say a lot about a person
their favourite character
the lyrics they write on their hands
the colours they wear
which murder weapon they prefer
how they make their tea
.wait
wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:
princeharrehs:
princeharrehs:
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the...
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unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
hug
go on walks while holding hands
smile
kiss
cuddle
have cute little dates
have movie nights
take adorable pictures
go new places
try new things
fall in love
brutally fuck you
look at the stars
do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
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youarenotdesi:
fat-amy-for-president:
fat-amy-for-president:
I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it
This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon shirt, when I said I really...